if u sleep with a bra on first of all why second of all how
i love accents any kind of accents french accents italian accents english accents swedish accents fake accents it doesn’t matter i love them
Vampire Weekend by Tom Oxley.
let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
sometimes when I’m hanging out with my sister and my friend I’ll accidentally say “my mom” when telling a story to my sister because I’ll be in friend mode (does that make sense omg)
it does omg that answers my question yes good my suspicions have been confirmed thank you